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Yo Mamma Jokes |
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Yo mama's so bald she curls her hair with rice. Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon. Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings. Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide. Yo mamma’s so stupid that you sit on the TV and watch the sofa! Yo mamma’s so stupid, she starved to death when she got locked up in a supermarket. Yo mamma’s so stupid, she sold her car for gas money. Yo mamma's so stupid, she can't pass a blood test. Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done. Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Yo momma's so stupid, she asked you what the number for 911 was. Yo mamma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish. Yo mamma's so dumb, she locked herself in a motorcycle. Yo mamma's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl. Yo mamma’s so narrow-minded, when she walks her earrings bang together. Yo mamma’s so annoying, when she died both your parents got to rest in peace. Yo momma's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars. Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone! Yo momma's so ugly, people go as her to Halloween parties. Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry. |
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