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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 ate 9. Q: What do you call an unemployed jester? A: Nobody's fool. Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate clauses. Q: Where does a detective sleep? A: Under cover. Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved. Q: Why did the kayak burn when the eskimos tried to heat it? A: Because you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? A: Because it is two-tired. Q: What do you call the identical scores of archers? A: Bow ties. *** A good pun is its own reword.Energizer Bunny arrested yesterday - charged with battery. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. Why is it that when we duck they call us chicken? "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog Hard work spotlights character. Some people turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. *** "Did you drink your medicine after your bath?", a mother asks her son."No", he replies. "After I'd drunk my bath I didn't have room for the medicine". *** "Mom," a kid asks his mother, "what are you cooking?""It's bean soup", she answers. "I don't care what it's been. What is it now?" *** A couple was fighting about the weather: the woman claimed it was raining, while the husband said it was snowing.Rudolph the Red passed by and the woman asked for his opinion. Rudolph gave the verdict: it was raining. 'See?', the woman says. 'Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.' *** Mother Tomato, Father Tomato and Tomato Son were walking on the street. The kid was constantly left behind so his father got mad, punched him and said: "Ketch up!" |
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