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Q: How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? A: None... They always get the son-in-law to do it. Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions? A: Seeing your mother-in-law drive over the cliff in your new car. Q: What's the definition of happiness? A: Getting up in the morning and seeing your mother-in-law's picture on a milk carton! Q: What was the name of Adam's mother-in-law? A: He didn't have one, he lived in paradise. Q: Why were Adam and Eve the happiest couple of all times? A: Neither of them had a mother-in-law. I have never made a fool of my mother-in-law, I just let her display her natural talents herself. The difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are Wanted! Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law. I stopped drinking because of my mother-in-law. Everytime I was drunk, I used to see double. I'm looking for a peaceful and isolated house in the desert. For my mother in law. "Sir", one man tells another, "your dog injured my mother-in-law." "What are your demands? Do you want money or..." "No - I want the dog." "In order to buy arsenic you need a legal prescription", a pharmacist tells his customer. "A picture of your mother-in-law isn't enough." "You arrived!", a man tells his mother-in-law. "How much are you staying?" "As long as you want, dear", she answers. "That's such a shame... Aren't you even staying for coffee?" A man attends his mother-in-law's funeral and, when he arrives home, a brick comes out of the wall and falls on his shoulder. Looking up, he asks: "You're there already, aren't ya?" A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head no and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'I can't. It's all booked up for a year.' |
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