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The evolution of medicine - A short history "Doctor, I don't feel so well." *** Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bell.Well, just go home and if the feeling persists, give me a ring. Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute, please. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible. Who said that?! Doctor, Doctor, I get the feeling that people don’t care about anything I say. ...So? Doctor, doctor, whenever I drink juice I get a pain in my eye! Try taking the straw out of the glass! Doctor, doctor, what did the X-ray of my head show? Nothing! Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later. Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that? Doctor, doctor, I keep hearing a ringing sound! Try answering the phone! Doctor, doctor, I think I need glasses! I think so, too - this is a candy store! Doctor, doctor, I broke my leg in four places! Well, don't go back to any of them! Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around. Doctor, doctor, nobody believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what's your real problem? Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, I keep forgetting! And how long have you had this complaint? What complaint? Doctor, be honest: how much longer will I live? 10. Years? Months? Days?! 9. 8. 7... ***
The old family physician, being away on vacation, entrusted his practice to his son - a recent medical student. *** Doctor, I’m terrible when I have to decide. Or am I? *** "Doctor", a lady asks, "how much would I have to pay to remove my wrinkles?""3000$", the doctor answers. "I'm afraid that is too much for me. Do you know any cheaper solution?" "Yes. A thick veil." |
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