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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday? A: Tell her a joke on Thursday. Q: Why did the blonde climb to the roof of the bar? A: She heard that the drinks were on the house. Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands over her ears? A: Holding on to a thought. Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can't spell Mercedes. Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden. Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it. Q: How do you call a blonde with dyed hair? A: Artificial Intelligence. Q:Why do blondes say 'Cheese' during a storm? A:Because of all the lightnings. Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike. Q: How do you keep a blonde busy a whole day? A: You give her a piece of paper with 'Turn the page' written on both sides. Q: How do you get a blonde that's going to Los Angeles to give you her window seat? A: Tell her the seats that are going to L.A. are all in the middle row. Q: How do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant. Q: Where does a blonde stand in a cold room? A: In a corner, because there are 90 ° there. *** Four blondes and a brunette climb a mountain on the same rope. The brunette realises the rope is too weak, and one of them will have to let go, otherwise all of them will fall. None of the blondes are willing to sacrifice, so the brunette says:'Alright, I will let go, but first, I want you to listen to my speech.' The brunette tells a wonderful speech, and all the blondes clap. *** Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath. The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down....." *** Three blondes want to cross a river, but they're afraid of the crocodiles. One of them accidentally kicks a Pepsi can, and a genie comes out, promising to grant a wish for each of them.'Turn me into an excellent swimmer!', the first says. The genie grants her wish and she jumps into the river, but the crocodiles catch up. 'Give me a speedy motor boat!', the second asks. The genie gives her a boat, but, again, the crocodiles catch up. 'Turn me into a brunette!',the third tells the genie. After her hair becomes dark, she shouts: 'Oh look, there's a bridge!'. *** A man gets bored in a dark bar and wants to start a conversation with the woman next to him. 'Hey, wanna hear a joke about blondes?', he asks the girl. 'Maybe', she replies, 'but you might want to know this. I am a state boxing champion, and a blonde, like my two friends here, the professional wrestler and police officer, and each of us is capable of defeating any man your weight and height. Do you still want to tell us the joke?' The man thinks for a moment, then answers: 'Nah.I don't want to repeat the joke three times.'*** One day a blonde went to the train house to catch a train to go home for Christmas. She saw a brown haired girl standing on the train tracks saying 21 21 21. The blonde thought it looked like fun so she went and stood beside the brown haired girl as they both were saying 21 21 21. Then a train came by and the brown haired girl jumped out of the way and the blonde got run over by the train. Then the brown haired girl got back on the tracks and started saying 22 22 22. |
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